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Paul Clemens: “The Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon”

November 3, 2009 1 comment

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ChaserAlex submitted a very extended trailer that quickly became an instant favorite.  It’s Richard Gale‘s “The Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon”…

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I’m not sure if it’s a trailer for an even longer trailer or for a short film; but one thing is for sure, I definitely cannot wait to see this in its entirety.  This trailer is genius and writer/director Richard Gale really knew how to parody horror while at the same time respecting it.  That’s a tough act to juggle…

More importantly, our film’s woeful protagonist is played by a handsome daddy bear, Paul Clemens.

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Paul Clemens reminds me of another woofy daddy bearish actor: J.T. Walsh.  Check out this trailer compilation for Needful Things (awesome movie and book, by the way) and check out J.T. Walsh’s “I killed my wife…is that wrong?” delivery.  Also, I found this interesting article where Russell’s Crowe character in Body Of Lies was also compared to the late J.T. Walsh: NY Magazine.

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Corey Procter: Dallas Cowboys’ Center, Free Reign Drummer, Buffalo Bill Impersonator

October 28, 2009 1 comment
Corey Procter as Jim Morrison

In an alternate universe, I would so buy this album...

A few months ago, Pat sent me an email about a metal group composed of four Dallas Cowboys players called “Free Reign” and I’ve been meaning to post about it but just “forgot” about it.  (I’m sorry, Pat!)  Two days ago, Brad sent me a video link to one of the woofy band member being shirtless and reenacting a very memorable/disturbing scene from Silence Of The Lambs.  You just have to see it for yourself…

Point is, I seem tend to focus on any news concerning big guys being shirtless…  😉

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This spectacularly beefy man is Corey Procter (Dallas Cowboys’ Center and Free Reign‘s drummer).  Here’s a video of Corey Proctor and Marc Colombo promoting their debut concert at the Granada Theater:

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Billy Villegas: 2010 California Marriage Protection Act PSA

October 20, 2009 3 comments

I was sorting through my emails when I noticed an email from Billy Villegas and I literally fainted.  After recuperating, I read through the email and I was glad to hear that he and his wife enjoyed my post about him.  Not only do I already think that Billy is way cool for all the right reasons, he then tells me that he’s involved with this PSA video about the 2010 California Marriage Protection Act:

Thank you, Mr. Villegas.  I am grateful to always find heterosexual folks taking the time to support equal rights for the LGBT community.  Thank you very much…

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Chubby Daddy Bear Stripped Down To His Undies By A Female Stripper

October 9, 2009 5 comments

Quite possibly the current hottest YouTube video right now.  I don’t dig chicks in that way, but damn, she did one heck of an awesome show…

Zach Galifianakis & Jack Black Urge You To Save Boobs

October 1, 2009 4 comments
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My wishful thinking...

Zach Galifianakis and Jack Black are just two of the bearish celebrities who are speaking on behalf of the Noreen Fraser Foundation.  NFF is a charitable organization which raises awareness and funds for women’s cancer research.  In the following two videos, we have those two specializing in their own brand of humor as they urge our female brethren to save their boobies…

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Rob Stern: What Happens When A Hot Chubby Bear Grows A Beard?

September 29, 2009 2 comments

Rob Stern PTA Wrestler

This is just awesome.  IAmAaron from Tumblr just shared this video and the actor in it looked very familiar.  Once the credits rolled, I was surprised to find out that it’s Rob Stern from ActionPals!  Holy Moley!  He is even more cuter with a beard.  Is that even possible?

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Such a missed opportunity with the ripping of the dress shirt though.  ^_^

Anyway, I then checked out ActionPals and found 2 new videos with Rob Stern.  He doesn’t have a beard in the first one but you get to see him in his handsome bearded glory in the second one…


Got a little bit of a BearBeat action going on in this Big Dick video for me…

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That smile can make me do whatever he wants me to do...

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Michael Van Ostade: “Cloverbrawl”

September 24, 2009 1 comment

Michael Van Ostade Cloverbrawl

Now this is just awesome.  A couple of young lads have created this amazing video called “Cloverbrawl.”  As a video game geek, I was all over this two-part video.  Every game character, items, motifs that show up just made me giddy like a little girl.  These guys are gamers and this video is just a totally spectacular tribute.  I really hope that they make a series out of it.

And as a bonus, there’s an uber-cute chubby bear in it named Michael Van Ostade.  And for the Chubarama fans out there, make sure to check out his younger brother (I think?), Andrew Van Ostade.  He has videos of being a Fat Ninja and as a Fat Dancer.

Anyway, it’s unfortunate that Michael did not survive long enough to make it to part 2, but the overall film is still downright entertaining.

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