While I was at work last night, I took a break and bought M&M’s Peanuts from a vending machine. I was the only one in the break room at the time while enjoying the hospital-like quiet sound, save for the low and constant buzzing of the refrigerators. And as I ate my candy, I thought of Manuel Martinez as I stared at the two Ms on the yellow packaging. I then thought about my obsession with correlating everything I would see with big, bearish men. It then led me to a minor philosophical moment where I started to dwell on the very basic foundation of human life: “appetites”…
We literally & non-literally want and need someone and something and it’s this constant “appetite” that would keep us going. I then thought of the much-abused archetypal image of the Ouroboros where the dragon or snake forms a circle by swallowing its own tail. That even in its basic sense, the “act of eating” of the Ouroboros is the only “feasible” visual action that can represent our oneness with ourselves — how the people and things we lust are eventually and ultimately unimportant for we are our own unique self, a vessel of isolation, and the actual contents of that metaphorical fruit of knowledge…
Lol, yeah, that’s a WTF-moment there if any. I had to get that out of my system, and to make up for my propaganda, here are photos of the ever-woofy Manuel Martinez. I still don’t know when his film Estigmas is coming out, but here are more images from it as well as more shot put photos.
Gotta add this video… This man is unbelievably beefy, it’s crazy.
[Related Posts – Manuel Martinez]
Man, it’s been a long time since I’ve posted. I’ve been vegging for most of the day, just sleeping and doing literally nothing productive. The good part is that I got to digest some pop culture knowledge that I’ve been sorely lacking lately. Anyway, because of this, I finally bought and more importantly “watched” the Season 1 DVD of Reaper… And, wow, it instantly became one of my favorites. It also helps that Tyler Labine‘s Bert ‘Sock’ Wysocki is just utterly loveable.
Well, it’s Shirtless Saturday, and here is the eternally cute and shirtless Tyler Labine in Season 2 of Reaper (Episode 7).
[Related Posts – Tyler Labine]
I’ve posted about Richie Incognito before and then I remembered that I needed to perform my civic duty and re-google some new photos of him… The task is done.
from John Anderson’s pbase gallery
(according to him, Richie wore his jersey like this ALL DAY!)
Anyway, here’s my doctored close-up of that first photo… (By the way, anybody knows of a good app that can resize an image without making it look pixellated?)
[Related Posts – Richie Incognito]
Steve Collins’ PowerShotsMag.com is a spectacular website that celebrates the sport of Strongman. It’s more focused on British strongmen, but that’s nary a problem. If it didn’t, I never would have discovered a handful of sexy beasts from that site. One musclebear, for example, truly stood out… Take a gander at Mr. Jay “Hollywood” Hughes, a bodybuilder turned strongman (check out his interview here). “Hollywood” is right. I’m positively star-strucked…
I just want to shout out a big thank you for Mr. Steve Collins for such fantastic photography work. You can tell that he truly loves the sport and its athletes. He manages to capture the mythic beauty of these fantastic behemoths. For an unbelievable sample of what I’m talking about, check out his photo set from London’s Strongest Man 2008. Some popular massive blokes are in there, such as the unbelievably gorgeous Terry Hollands.
[Related Posts – Jay Hughes]
Every Friday, I will provide a weekly wrap-up then post a screenshot from a movie and I would like for you guys and gals to guess who the actor is and what movie it is from… Just post your answers in the comments section. The answers will be posted the following Friday.
An unknown woofy wrestler’s name has finally been unveiled: Andrew Anderson.
Goonday Moonday was borne and christened by the massive bullgoon, Gerard Benderoth.
In Two Woofy Tuesday (Beary Yummy Seconds), Manuel Martinez proved that he’s not second in the beefy looks department.
Kyle Gass was your winner in Woofy Winner Wednesday and for some reason I decided to post screenshots of his Walrus Boy character. I mean, srsly, wtf?
Kenan Thompson appeared shirtless in Wieners.
An unknown chubby bear tried to steal Kenan Thompson’s shirtless thunder in Wieners.
Find the specific Halls Candy commercial and the big musclebear bartender will reward you with “those things” in his hand in the video.
* * * * * * * * * *
As for the answers from last week’s TGIF:WWU…
The Abyss is definitely one of my favorite sci-fi films and something I would recommend to watch back-to-back with the original The Day The Earth Stood Still. Both have a great humanistic message that appeals to my somewhat hippie heart. And if you get a chance, watch the even longer “Special Edition” as it explores more of the characters in the film and reveals a better ending.
Anyway, here is the late Mr. Leo Burmester as Catfish De Vries…
Finally, try to guess why I posted these very specific screenshots… Dear Lord, my fetish p0wns me…
[Related Posts – Leo Burmester]
One of the contestants from the “Hot Bod Competition” in Wieners was this sexy chubby bear. I’m a bit annoyed at how he was portrayed; however, this seems like to be the only way we get to see such money shots — all six seconds of them.
Two Woofy Tuesday is on a brief hiatus and in its place is Beary Yummy Seconds (I have a Filipino accent, you see). Also, this is a way for me to finally voice my own opinion on who I would have voted.
The very first poll was the popularity contest between shot putters, Manuel Martinez and Christian Cantwell. Unfortunately, I was still learning with running the polls so I prematurely ended the poll the very next day instead of next week. Nevertheless, I tracked the poll until the following week and Christian won all the way. As for who I would have voted, I would have picked Manuel Martinez, hands down. Christian definitely possesses that perfect bear physique, but Manuel has this beefy and stocky build that’s covered with magnificent fur that never fails to wow me. I definitely can’t wait to see him in his acting debut.
So on today’s Beary Yummy Seconds, we have Manuel Martinez for your visual delights…
[Related Posts – Manuel Martinez]