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Cute Guy Uses His Cubbish Charms To Sell Trident Layers Gum And It Works

February 28, 2011 3 comments

Commercials are, more or less, fairly effective.  They are visual invasions and auditory assaults to the senses which can do their manipulative job in less than 30 seconds.  When I first saw the “Sword” Trident Layers Gum commercial, the ad did its spectacular magic on me as the cute cub in it caught my attention in less than 3 seconds. [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Unknown Bear Wearing Only A Jockstrap

October 26, 2010 1 comment

In Season 2, Episode 3 of “Eastbound & Down,” this cute cub/bear shows up in the locker room donning just a white jockstrap.  (With a bonus Danny McBride armpit shot!)

It was also pretty awesome as the camera just randomly panned down to focus on his wonderfully small underwear…  😛

Then as the camera shifted its focus to Danny McBride, this deliciously woofy bear stood up then stretched his marvelous gut…

As he high fives the rest of his naked and sweaty teammates, I also offer a big high five to all of you guys to these awesome shots as well!

Here's another bonus: I'm digging the chubby Mexican bear in the dugout.

And, of course, let’s not forget the star of this show, Danny McBride:

Nip Slip!

Kristen Wiig Licks Zach Galifianakis’ Beard

October 18, 2010 2 comments

When I was watching the latest episode of Showtime’s Bored To Death, I was pleasantly treated to a shirtless Zach Galifianakis getting his beard licked on by a drunken Kristen Wiig (love that gal) as she playfully tugs on the fur on his nipples while scraping off a stuck hair on her tongue.  Seriously, descriptions won’t do it justice…

Stay tuned for more dashing bears from Season 2 of Bored To Death.

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Joey Oglesby: “The Ballad Of Ted & Tad”

October 18, 2010 Leave a comment

Going through my archives, I realized that I have quite a handful of posts about the ever adorable Mr. Joey Oglesby.  He has a new web series called “The Ballad Of Ted & Tad.”  I’ve seen it, downloaded it, and watched it countless of times.  Others might feel offended by the conceit of the joke, but this is exactly what I come to expect from someone who sung a catchy song about a gay-hating God.  Check it out folks…

I can’t wait to watch further installments of this online series.  In the meantime here are screenshots of Joey from the video.  If I may add some constructive criticism: thank you for wearing a tanktop.  A big thumbs up from me, for sure…  😉

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Shirtless Jerry Ferrara: Most Excellent Edition

July 10, 2009 4 comments

Dang.  Here I am trying to post some “stolen” shirtless Jerry Ferrara screenshots and I kept getting bothered by hateful comments about my sexually-explicit filled blog…  You know, I just might start getting all explicit from here on out.  Sorry, Jerry Ferrara, you are my first victim…

Jerry Ferrara 01Holy crap, check out the rack on that chick!  She’s so hot!

Jerry Ferrara 02I want to see that hot chick on the corner.  Stupid camera man, I don’t
want to see no fat dude!

Jerry Ferrara 03I’m a straight man, dammit.  I don’t want to see no fat dude!

Jerry Ferrara 04Freaking fat dude…

Sorry.  I’m just a bit ticked off right now and I had to punish Jerry Ferrara’s awesome shirtless photos.  Thank you Bobby for the heads up, and D.T. for these awesome screenshots!

Check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for my horrible-looking screenshots.  Anybody who can give me tips and/or a great site(s) to learn all about these newfangled ways to create great screenshots will be greatly appreciated.  Anyway, here’s my collage version to make up for my venting as well as the previous horrible “GET IN SHAPE!” collage.

Jerry Ferrara shirtless collage

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Shirtless Jerry Ferrara

July 9, 2009 3 comments

I have only seen Season 1 of HBO’s Entourage, and I know that there was a swimming pool scene with Jerry Ferrara in it.  Anyway, did a Google search for “shirtless Jerry Ferrara” and I hit the mini-progressive jackpot:

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I got the photo from ifitandhealthy.com and wish that the photo was not desecrated by that obnoxious demand.  Anyway, does anybody know if this screenshot is from Entourage?  And, if so, what season and episode is it from?

Jerry Ferrara as Turtle

Anyways, here is a compilation of Jerry Ferrara as Turtle…

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Joey Oglesby Sports A Prison Guard Uniform In “Prison Break”

June 25, 2009 1 comment

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Prison Break (definitely one of my all-time favorite TV shows) has officially ended a few weeks ago.  There were two episodes that were not released, but repackaged as a full-length film that filled in the blanks to the show’s surprisingly downer (yet, uplifting in a way) ending.  You can check it out on DVD and it’s called Prison Break: The Final Break.  I appreciated how they did this as it did not overwhelm the fans with more prison break absurdities to the point of self-parody.

More importantly, and to my pleasant surprise, Joey Oglesby was in it as well.  Unlike his tacky clothing from Private Practice, he gets to don a prison guard uniform.  Yowza!

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Speaking of Prison Break parodies, here’s a Simpsons version…

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